Any hopes

I may have had of easing back into a life of public-text have been surreptitiously quashed.

Thank you, everyone. It's nice to be back, and equally as nice to be harangued to bare my kit for the masses.

Unfortunately, no ass-shots to be displayed, as of yet... or anything else, for that matter; but who knows what the future may bring? Let's see if I can get back into the swing of blogging first, shall we?

In the meantime, I promise to talk about sex a lot; possibly even freaky, strange sex.

Imagine what fun we'll have.